"It was like he was Jason on 'Friday the 13th'."
-- Apparently Trent Williams of the Washington Redskins is not fazed by being tasered AND having a champagne bottle smashed over his head during a nightclub fight during Pro Bowl Week. Look out, Michael Myers. (ESPN.com, 1/27)
"It was a brilliant move."
-- Psst... Cam Cameron, when you're at your next coordinator or head coach interview, don't bring up your own quote that Baltimore firing you WAS A GOOD IDEA. (ESPN.com, 1/25)
"I know 100 percent mine was the real deal."
-- Former White Sox slugger Frank Thomas believes he should be a first-ballot Hall of Famer because his numbers were not inflated by PEDs, unlike some of his contemporaries. (ESPN.com, 1/25)
"It's like swimming: you're going to get wet a little bit."
-- MMA fighter Demetrious Johnson, who won his fight against John Dodson on Saturday, was making an analogy. In this case, the water is trying to kick and punch you in the head. (ESPN.com, 1/27)
"The medal is what it's all about."
"You have to panic right now."
There's a scene in the movie "Airplane 2" where a "Don't Panic" sign fizzes out and says, "OK. Panic." Florida winger Tomas Fleischmann quote on the team's 0-4 start is the real-life equivalent. (Miami Herald, 1/27)
"I'm stoked I brought the rodeo trick to my comp."
-- Canada's Kaya Turski is talking about skiing here, not anything involving animals. Though it would be cool to see a bull on skis. (ESPNW.com, 1/27)
"No, no, don't even think about me coming back."
"I'll always be a Celtic in my mind."
-- Too bad for Ray Allen though, former Boston Kevin Garnett is still ignoring him on the court. (ESPN.com, 1/27)