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A Breaking Bad cast member's car gets broken into and a star denies anorexia charges. Find out which celebrities are acting funny or foolish in this week's edition of Celebri-Tweets.
Aaron Paul, famous for playing meth-marketer extraordinaire Jesse Pinkman on Breaking Bad had a real life brush with crime this week. Informing everyone ""I've been robbed twice since I've been in ABQ shooting Breaking Bad, first time was my car and this time around it was my house". The Tweets have since been deleted.
He wasn't the only one hit by thieves, as Kevin Sorbo of Hercules: The Legendary Journey had his iPod and headphones jacked. What hurt him most about the incident?
"I had the best of Barry Manilow on it. Now what will I do??? Oh, Mandy!!"
John Stamos really wanted to make his mom feel special on her birthday. Since it fell on Easter, he knew exactly what to do:
"my mom's birthday today: to celebrate we're going to dye her purple, hide her in the bushes and see if grandkids can find her by dinner."
In a surprise move, Courtney Love confirmed over her private Twitter account that she's still absolutely insane. She accused David Grohl of putting the moves on her and Kurt Cobain's daughter, Frances Bean Cobain:
"i hear from frannies roomate that @davegrohl hit on frances, and that she was curious , I'm not mad at her, him I am about to shoot dead."Bean had a simple response: "Twitter should ban my mother."
Recently joining the Twitter community is Betty White. Immediately taking advantage of the platform's ability to connect anyone she reached out to a certain American Idol host Tweeting:
"Hey @RyanSeacrest - my new show airs tomorrow and I hear we're in the same time slot. I've always dreamed of sharing a night with you..."
Michael Lohan knows just what to do with dirty laundry: put it on the Internet for everyone to see! Taking aim at ex Katie Major he turned his personal problems quite public:
"What does a person do when they're BROKE(financially and spiritually) , has no friends but fellow addicts, their family has turned on them"Subtle, Michael. Subtle.
Kim and Khloe Kardashian were almost run off the road the other day. They made sure to Tweet all about it:
"Insane!!!! This person just video taped us trying2 intentionally hit our car and we blocked them in&then ran off! She could of injured us!"Let's hope they don't Tweet while driving or there could be more accidents in their future.
Pawn Star's Austin Russell is an expert at knowing what anything's worth. More than that, he knows exactly what it's used for:
"Mark Zuckerberg spent $1billion on a app that makes food look cool#ballsohard."Never has a complex financial transaction been summarized so well.
Celebrity Apprentice and Monopoly Man come-to-life Donald Trump was in some hot water when his Miss Universe pageant was accused of discrimination. Though the contest has settled its claims, he targeted one famous lawyer in particular posting:
"Gloria Alred did nothing to help Jenna Talackova become a@MissUniverse Canada contestant."Nah, Donald doesn't sound bitter or anything.
Apparently Miley Cyrus not only doesn't have an eating disorder, she's also an amateur nutritionist:
"For everyone calling me anorexic I have a gluten and lactose allergy. It's not about weight it's about health. Gluten is crapppp anyway!"Note to self: avoid gluten.
That wraps up this edition of Celebri-Tweets. Which Tweets were your favorite? Did we miss anything? Comment and let us know!
