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Kimmel Rebukes Kim's Mayoral Bid
"How is Kim Kardashian gonna win an election? She came in 11th on Dancing with the Stars." (Jimmy Kimmel Live)
Craig's Latest Dam Fetish
"In Mongolia, they've started importing beavers from Germany to help improve their rivers. I learned this because I have a Google Alert set for German beavers." (The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson)
Music Moment: Girls
Girls dropped by Conan to share a track from their latest album, Father, Son, Holy Ghost. "Love Like a River" is an amber-hued nostalgic number that somberly grooves on unrequited love. It's like a postcard from your adolescence, sent by the one that got away.
The Figurehead Award
Kim Kardashian plans to run for Mayor of Glendale, California -- thoughts? Is this an Ah-nuld sized embarrassment or just a meaningless title for the celebrity socialite to boast? What other celebrities would you like to see run for office?
Set your DVRs!
Morgan Spurlock on Jimmy Kimmel Live (4/19)
Joel Stein on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (4/19)
