Kimmel Rebukes Kim's Mayoral Bid
Craig's Latest Dam Fetish
"In Mongolia, they've started importing beavers from Germany to help improve their rivers. I learned this because I have a Google Alert set for German beavers." (The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson)
Music Moment: Girls
Girls dropped by Conan to share a track from their latest album, Father, Son, Holy Ghost. "Love Like a River" is an amber-hued nostalgic number that somberly grooves on unrequited love. It's like a postcard from your adolescence, sent by the one that got away.
The Figurehead Award
Kim Kardashian plans to run for Mayor of Glendale, California -- thoughts? Is this an Ah-nuld sized embarrassment or just a meaningless title for the celebrity socialite to boast? What other celebrities would you like to see run for office?
Set your DVRs!
Morgan Spurlock on Jimmy Kimmel Live (4/19)
Joel Stein on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (4/19)