Jack Black (4/24)
Ham and cheese
Has the state of American film comedy sunk to such an irretrievable depth that Jack Black is considered a marquee name? He suffers from the "three-minute ceiling," which is the amount of time it takes him to go from casually endearing goofball to the fat, excitable oaf down at the local comic book shop. Also, was his cinder block cranium cast in the same mold as Rosie O'Donnell's? He could certainly pull off a drag act dedicated to her. If she's not doing it already.