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You Can't Have It Both Ways, Damn It!
The continued put-downs of Dayana continue on this week's The Celebrity Apprentice. If I were Dayana, I would scream back so loudly at Lisa's face that it would cause real, not fake, tears! First Dayana never does anything, then when she does, she's just no good. So she steps back and lets the bossy people do it their way and when it fails and they lose, it's still always Dayana's fault. I could never put up with this having it both ways s! Still, you've got to admire Dayana's strong attitude despite being screamed at so harshly and put down by absolutely every peer on the show!
It's Unanimous -- Aubrey's a Bossy Bitch!
Team Unanimous -- Aubrey, Arsenio and Teresa -- get started on this week's challenge. The Good Sam brand wants a jingle written and performed live. Aubrey let Arsenio be the Project Manager, but of course, she is still trying to control absolutely everything. Arsenio knows what she's like and just gives her enough leash not to hang herself, or the team, with it.
Not Your Forte
Meanwhile on Team Forte, Dayana takes on the role of Project Manager with only Clay and Lisa left now, since Penn was voted out last week, for coming up with a stupid ad slogan. Dayana wanted an 80's theme for their Good Sam jingle, but Clay and Lisa act like bratty children and demand a 60's theme instead. You know, Dayana should just yell and say no, this is my frickin' decision, but thanks for your suggestion! Instead, she gives in to them and stands there while they insult her left, right and center.
Just Get Along!
If Clay, Lisa and Aubrey had to survive in a work world of cubicles, I don't think they could. Lisa and Clay scream at Dayana for not doing anything, but when Dayana says to Lisa to "sound a little cuter" in the jingle, Lisa takes it as a personal insult and won't shut up ever more. Then when Dayana simply asks Clay to move over a little on stage, Clay and Lisa take great, great insult at this since Dayana doesn't make her living at performing like they do. Give me a break! They simply want her out of there so they can win!
Crocodile Tears
Lisa has a mouth as big as a crocodile's with tears to match. I haven't seen a tantrum and yelling this lound since, well, ever! Lisa yells that Dayana has upset her so much, but see there are no actual tears streaming anywhere on Lisa's face - It's all a manipulative act that wouldn't fly with me. I would send her on a million annoying errands so that she'd quit and Donald Trump hates quitters! Either that or I would tell Donald in the boardroom that Lisa wouldn't do anything I asked. But, well, Dayana is a quiet, strong beauty and not a fiesty ball of fire!
Show Time
Well, one thing is for sure, Aubrey can sing and so can Clay. This gives both teams points. Lisa, I have to say, is also a great actress, fake crying aside. Teresa is terrible and Arsenio is just okay. The Good Sam people like both performances. They think Aubrey's cheerleading outfit isn't conservative enough, but still like her team's jingle better than the other team's and so do I.
Out of the Game
Dayana, Clay and Lisa are in the boardroom while the winners drink champagne. Dayana gets blasted for her lack of leadership and well she should! Donald does say he likes how calm and cool she is, but we all know that it's the squeaky wheels like Lisa who get all the corporate grease, meaning good attention. So Dayana is fired! She's a class act, but doesn't have the leadership necessary to handle the likes of Lisa!
What did you think of this week's The Celebrity Apprentice?
