Kimmel on Octomom Uncensored
"If you recall, the Octomom swore she would never do porn, but says she doesn't consider this video to be porn because she will be the only person in it -- now she masturbates? She couldn't have done that four years ago?" (Jimmy Kimmel Live)
Fallon's Failed History Lesson
"A billionaire in Australia plans to build a replica of the Titanic called the Titanic 2. It's a great way to travel if you couldn't get a flight on the Hindenburg Jr." (Late Night with Jimmy Fallon)
Music Moment: Father John Misty
Formerly of Fleet Foxes, J. Tillman donned the moniker Father John Misty for his solo debut. Playing the track "Only Son of the Ladiesman" from Fear Fun, Tillman exorcised any doubts of his standalone talent. The power of John compels you!
The Rock Bottom Award
Octomom Nadya Suleman filed for bankruptcy last week -- and as if that weren't bad enough, she's turning to adult filmmaking for some quick cash. Would you tune in for some pseudo-celebrity smut, or has the Octomom hit a new low?
Set your DVRs!
Scarlett Johansson on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno (5/2)
William H. Macy on Jimmy Kimmel Live (5/2)