Fallon Flunks American History
"A new survey found that a third of Americans would not be able to pass the U.S. Citizenship test, which is a real insult to our founding fathers, Denzel Washington and George Jefferson." (Late Night with Jimmy Fallon)
Music Moment: Brad
You guys know Brad? No, not the Brad that slept through your college Applied Economics course, but rather the Seattle-based alternative rock band Brad. Promoting their new album United We Stand, Brad blasted Kimmel's crowd with a taste of new material. Bradical!
The Bronze Medal
Our hosts gawked at the latest addition to the Great American Freak Show: New Jersey resident Patricia Krentcil, who came under fire for bringing her five-year-old daughter to the tanning salon last month. Krentcil's burnt-toast complexion raises questions of its own, but where do you draw the line? How tan is too tan?
Set your DVRs!
Robert Downey Jr. on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno (5/3)
Stephen Colbert on The Late Show with David Letterman (5/3)