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Kids say and do the darndest things. Here are some of the darndiest kids on the Internet doing even more darndier things.
Forbidden Love
Okay, post your "Awww's." I admit, this is super cute for the first minute or so. But after that, it becomes a little repetitive. And then a bit aggressive, which is immediately followed by truly alarming. And then it just gets downright illegal. Someone save this poor girl! This will not be nearly so adorable in 17 years -- at least buy her dinner first.
Two Of Harts
Everyone likes Kevin Hart. Unfortunately, nobody likes his movies. I can understand the Tyler Perry ad in the beginning, but what's up with the Five Year Engagement plug? Anyway, Hart's family seems nice, and this Disney ride looks awesome. And it's great that his son is now old enough to ride the big boy rides, but I'm definitely not sure that Kevin is.
Before They Were Stars
Look at the value videos coming your way! Ten for the price of one! You're welcome, RR.com readers. Something tells me that these kids were not, in fact, Incorporated. Check out the ridiculous height differences in 1984. Marta Marerro and Jerry Sharrel were like 37. What is wrong with Richard Shoff's face? And when did Fergie change races and Love Hewitt add the Jennifer?
Road Rules
There seemed to be a crazy number of stories in the past couple of weeks about parents and grandparents doing insanely dangerous things with kids and cars. This one's right up there with the others. I would say that trunk is definitely filled beyond its child capacity. Everyone knows three kids is the max in a compact car -- especially one from 1981. And one other tip: It's easier to see enormous semi trucks with the kids in the back seat and the trunk closed.
Welcome To The Jungle
On to the next horrible parenting video. I honestly can't decide if this is adorable or worthy of a phone call to DYFS. I guess there's nothing more delicious to jungle creatures than infants, though to be fair to the lion, the kid did kind of look like the world's tiniest zebra. Poor animals. I doubt in their natural habitats they have to deal with so many annoying tourists with Flip cams and bratty children.
How scarred for life do you think these child Internet stars will be? Do you still believe that the children are our future? And after watching these, do you still want to have kids?
