What has 140 characters, weird sentences and an indecipherable meaning? Leo Tolstoy's War and Peace. Oh, and Twitter. Especially when they're Tweets from celebrities, which we have below.
You think you're so sneaky Prometheus "We can leave out the science part of science fiction. It's not like a world famous astrophysicist about to host the sequel to Carl Sagan's Cosmos: A Personal Voyage will notice and Tweet about it." Enter Neil deGrasse Tyson:
Prometheus goes 35 light yrs into space, but CharlizeTheron gaffes 'We're a half billion miles from Earth'- just past Jupiter.
Happy Birthday Kanye West. Fishsticks on us!.
John Legend takes issue with The Donald's upcoming lawsuit.
Donald Trump is gonna sue a miss usa contestant for running around making fraudulent claims. Ironic.
After hosting an entertaining freakshow radio program, Howard Stern is a hard man to disgust. When it does happen, it's something serious like Tim Poe lying about his military service on America's Got Talent.
Waiting to get the facts. If true I'm disgusted. Rt @DebraWozny:@HowardStern what are your thoughts on the Tim Poe story?"
So Charlie Sheen went all Charlie Sheen on a security guard at the Stanley Cup playoff game last night. After he wasn't allowed back inside the stadium following a smoke break, he went into a rage. How do the New Jersey Devils react to his swearing at a security guard?
"We'll treat you w/courtesy&common sense @CharlieSheen come to the game tomorrow we have great staff & a smoking balcony"
That's it for this week's CelebriTweets. What should happen to big 'ol phony Tim Poe? Was Charlie Sheen sober or angry while under the influence? Comment and let us know!