On Thursday the curse lifted. Millions stepped outside, seeing the sun for the first time in many months. Then an hour later Twitter started working again, people remembered how awful nature is and everyone returned to their computers. Now, on to your CelebriTweets.
Carrie Brownstein of Portlandia's new restaurant specializes in salmonella served medium-rare.
My cooking skills took a giant leap forward today; I left a half-eaten apple in a hot car and now I know how to make dried fruit.
My wife just suggested I have "some carrots" for a snack, so I no longer think women are funny.
Jenny Johnson manages to find a silver lining for the Carolla debacle:
The biggest impact this whole Adam Carolla scandal has had is discovering 95% of people have no idea how to spell 'Carolla'.
I slugged two paparazzi today for not taking my photo.I really hope he's not joking.
"Ann Curry wrote John Carter."That's some hard-hitting investigative journalism, Billy.
That's it for this week's CelebriTweets. Do you think Adam Carolla's views on women were misconstrued, or is he actually incredibly sexist? How did you deal with the Great Twitter Outage of 2012? Comment and let us know!