Sometimes I find myself wondering on the banality of existence. Does every little thing, each harsh word uttered in petty anger truly matter to our human experience? Then I finish reading how Steven Tyler will leave American Idol or that Daniel Tosh is an awful human being, log off Twitter and my existential crisis passes. Anyways, here are this week's CelebriTweets.
Comedian and actor Josh Wolf has strong feelings over Aerosmith front man Steven Tyler leaving American Idol. Those strong feelings are of apathy.Steven Tyler and Jennifer Lopez are leaving American Idol. You can add that to the list of things that will have no effect on my life at all.
Did Harrison Ford discover the Fountain of Youth on his 70th birthday? Nope. Eli Braden reveals his secret:
Harrison Ford turns 70 today. You wouldn't know it though because that single earring makes him look like the epitome of youthful cool
Now seems like an appropriate time to confess my undying love for Jenny Johnson:
They look surprised I'm flying first class. I really hope they're sitting next to me, because I'm gonna get druuuuuuuunk. #SpaceDrinking
Damian Fahey is a no-good dirty, rotten Commie-Socialist. That, or he isn't. Either way, shut up Daniel Tosh:
It's 2012, if Daniel Tosh really wanted to get controversial he should've said that every human being deserves health care.
Conan O'Brien has a question:
Some Conan trivia: How many dozens of ArbyÂ¹s have I been kicked out of?
The answer is obviously all of them.
As promised, one lucky Twitter user gets their Tweet in this week's article! The winner this time was Jorts W Bush. Mainly because he was the only one who entered ... and I had to ask him. COME ON PEOPLE, GOSH.
@EdibleDiseases Apples are fruits of the sea. If you put an apple in the sea, it will be a fruit in the sea. Apples are also good for cake,
But still, congrats or something.
That's it for this week's CelebriTweets. Can you muster any feelings in your cold, dead heart for Steven Tyler's departure from American Idol? Is Daniel Tosh deserving of all this criticism? Does Jorts W Bush actually wear jorts? Comment and let us know!