This week's late night talk show highlights:
Jimmy Kimmel Live
Matt Damon (1/24)
Jimmy Kimmel Sucks
In an entirely run-of-the-mill development, the long-dismissed Matt Damon turned the tables on Jimmy Kimmel, restraining the host and forcing him to watch his precious show crumble into the appropriately re-titled "Jimmy Kimmel Sucks." What's that you say? Unpredictable and totally hilarious stuff like this hardly ever happens on late night TV? My mistake -- this was great.
Julie Bowen (1/22)
The star of Modern Family took time off from her maternal TV duties to regale Jimmy with tales of her real life monsters. She's got three of the little angels. One is training to be a cat burglar, the second one will surely be part of the clientele at a strip club when he comes of age and the quiet one is showing tendencies toward terrorism. Motherhood! It's a full-time job.