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Tonight on Two and a Half Men, after watching a video blast from the past, Walden (Ashton Kutcher) and Alan (Jon Cryer) explore the meaning of their lives; past, present and future.
Two and a Half Men starring Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer and Conchata Ferrell airs on CBS Thursdays at 8:30 pm ET.
Walden’s Wild Ride
Tonight's episode of Two and a Half Men takes its viewers on a wild ride mixed with ups, downs, and unexpected curves. After watching a homemade video of his 17-year-old self back in his MIT days, he assesses his life up to this point. The video shows an eager and ambitious kid listing the goals he had for his future. The first goal was to create a software company that would offer lightening fast speeds, while the second was to see a girl naked...in person. The third goal was to live in a beach house with a beautiful wife and kids. Overcome with sadness he realizes that it is the final goal that really means something. In a sleepless middle of the night, Walden wallows in pain that he is a billionaire with money and a failure with relationships. He decides that it is time to make his move.
Million Dollar Babies
Walden desperately attends a singles mixer for the well to do. Everyone there is rich and looking for love. Trying to make his first connection he talks to a frightening blonde who spits out the words, “Are you a trust fund baby or techie?” Obviously the money he spent on this adventure is a backfire and it is time to head home. Yet on his way out, he sees a lonely red head at the bar. Unbelievably it is his ex-wife Bridgette (Judy Greer). With a gentle tap on the shoulder, they go from pleasant chat to hot love making. The next morning he promises her that he's a different man. He is all grown up and is ready for a relationship.
Is This Real Life?
The breakfast table has an extra person that morning. Bridgette immediately begins to take over Walden's life with instructions on what to eat for breakfast as well as how to handle his day. Alan shouts to an oblivious Walden to RUN! Yet that same day the bad news is broken. Alan is told that his living there is no longer beneficial to the household. Both he and Berta are kicked to the curb and Walden just sits there and watches. When this reality just can't seem to get any worse, Walden springs from his lonely bed and catches his breath in relief. It was just a nightmare.
Comfy Couch Friends Forever
Alan in the end decides to make his own time capsule video for the future. His goal is that he will hopefully still be sitting on the same comfy couch, in the same glorious beach house, next to the same best friend. Flash to two lonely and pathetic old men who have lost their hearing but not their friendship.
Best Lines
"Well they don't give TV shows to people just because they're good looking." – Walden
"Run!" – Alan
